Worst Jokes Ever
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I'm a recovering cake addict.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Cock.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."