Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
I love playing games.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
Aren't I beary good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
New.
Spppppp.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!