Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
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How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Sister.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.