Worst Jokes Ever
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
All of them.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
शाला टाइटैनिक को à¤à¥€ यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
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