Worst Jokes Ever
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*