Worst Jokes Ever
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
My mom told me that drugs are my enemies... But Jesus said to love my enemies.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The chicken is so fat.
You are short.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"