Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."