Worst Jokes Ever
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.