What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Worst Jokes Ever
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
So my bus... goodness.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My dad just comes and goes.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.