Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Yo Nan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Imagine not having parents. Lol.