Worst Jokes Ever
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If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
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"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Your hairline.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.