Worst Jokes Ever
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I have the best joke:
"You."
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.