Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
It's snot fair!