Worst Jokes Ever

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

I am gay.

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.