Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.