An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
I love Little Mix.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I love bus jokes.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Spinach
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Perrie.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Redmi
I did a walk.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
What is a good time?
Hi 👋 I have some good
Angel is a good word.