Worst Jokes Ever
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!