What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Games
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I am a beautiful person.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
I miss playing baseball.
Have a great year!
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.