Worst Jokes Ever
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Mom! (DYM 7)
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.