My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Adriano loves life.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!