Worst Jokes Ever
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
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Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."