Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Worst Jokes Ever
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
I like school.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Guess what, chicken butt?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Have a good summer!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."