Worst Jokes Ever
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
straight (DYM 26)
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.