Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
This is a joke. Laugh!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"