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Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
How to write a joke?
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.