Worst Jokes Ever
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.