Worst Jokes Ever
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Mom!
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Where is Colorado?
Love.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
John Toberty is not funny.
John is not funny.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"