Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.