Worst Jokes Ever
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Eli is hot.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.