Worst Jokes Ever
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Humanity.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.