Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew The Outsiders when they were The Insiders.
Yo mama so ugly that when watches The Outsiders they become The Insiders.
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so strict that in The Outsiders she was Darry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball because they can’t find their home
Want to hear a maze joke? Nevermind, too corny.
you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
How do you kill a spider ?
Just get a autistic person
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters
