Worst Jokes Ever
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.