Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.