Worst Jokes Ever
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Like if you have balls.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"