Worst Jokes Ever
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming