Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.