Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Rape

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How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Car

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If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Shooting

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Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Rose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Rapist

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90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

Nut

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I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Family

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What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."