Worst Jokes Ever
Biggest balls?
Pokemon
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.