Worst Jokes Ever
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Like if you have balls.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!