Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.