I'm pregnant.
Worst Jokes Ever
penis.
I like penis.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Hi hi hi.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
She (DYM 110)
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
