"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Hoe?
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
School's being safe.
Your future.
Cheese.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Eat my ass!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
