Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
My sad ass life.