Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Worst Jokes Ever
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
had (DYM 111).
I like CHEESE!
Americans are fat.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
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Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
