Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I donā€™t have a costume so please donā€™t reprimand...

When I open up the door, Iā€™ve got my penis in my hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "Iā€™ve Got The Power!"

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.