Worst Jokes Ever

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

"You is so black your mama fainted."

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What does a house wear? Address.

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What do you call a fish with no booty?

What do you call a fish with no neck?

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.