Worst Jokes Ever
Trevor is a bitch.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
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Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!