Worst Jokes Ever

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?

They come with an Elon Musk.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Kenya? Ligma balls!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.