Worst Jokes Ever
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.