Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Worst Jokes Ever
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The joke above me sucks.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
