Worst Jokes Ever
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Non-binary is a joke.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.