What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Worst Jokes Ever
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
