An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Worst Jokes Ever
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
