Worst Jokes Ever
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!