When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Your mum gay.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
