Worst Jokes Ever
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
The "w" in Africa is for water.