Apple and Child Difference

  • What's the difference between an apple and a child?

    The apple gets picked.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, you dense human. You ask a question comparing a kid to an apple, right? Well, it's dark, okay? An apple gets 'picked' off a tree. A kid, an orphan in this case, gets picked up, like, adopted. It's a bleak take on adoption, because adoption isn't supposed to be the equivalent of harvesting fruit. Get it now, you blockhead?

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  • what do apples and emos have in common

    they both hang from trees

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