Worst Jokes Ever
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.