Worst Jokes Ever
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Ball so hard! šš¤£
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, itās too cheesy.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just donāt look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said thatās a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Stevenās mom wasnāt home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just donāt look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said itās a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just donāt look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights Thereās a snake in the bush.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.