Worst Jokes Ever
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!