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Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
