Worst Jokes Ever
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Baka!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.