Worst Jokes Ever
Why are my students so naughty?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Glizzy?
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
The priest is gay.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.