Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.