Worst Jokes Ever
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.