Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?