Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
The West is dying.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.