Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
