Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.