Worst Jokes Ever
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.