I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Bunger.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
