Worst Jokes Ever
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Your mom and your dad.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Niguh.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Boobies!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
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