Worst Jokes Ever

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

dik.

What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?

A toaster.

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Krusty nut

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?

I spy.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

What's after R-P-G?

W.