Worst Jokes Ever
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
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A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.