Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.