Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
