You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
