Worst Jokes Ever
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
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Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."