Worst Jokes Ever
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Any girls on here?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."