Worst Jokes Ever
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!