Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
The West is dying.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.