Worst Jokes Ever

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

I ate my mom.

My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!