Worst Jokes Ever
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
9/11, am I right?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Hairline.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What is "moo becanira?"
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.