Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Worst Jokes Ever
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Cool little titbit.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
