I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
