Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

I got caught peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."