Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Sam from Bow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.