Worst Jokes Ever

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?

A family portrait.

"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What does a cloud wear in a storm?

Thunderwear.

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

What did the glove say to his girlfriend?

I glove you!