Worst Jokes Ever
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I bet you like men!
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.