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Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
