Worst Jokes Ever
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
That's caketasic!
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.