Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. π§π· π
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
I say what Kayβs jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think heβd tile it with?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.