Worst Jokes Ever
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.