Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
